Championship Distance: Calling the Olympic Committee

Dear Zoe,

I am a forty-year-old man. Whenever I get an erection after masturbation I’ve found I can ejaculate the distance of twelve to fifteen feet. Is this normal? I feel quite proud.

— Proud In Iowa


Dear Proud,

I’ve heard of distance but that’s championship level. Are you read to compete, professionally? You might want to contact the Olympics I believe they have a section of athletes who specialize in this particular goal.

— Zoe

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